Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Just BREATHE…

I'm a little bitter, a little cynical, and a lot annoyed.

I was SUPPOSED to sign all the loan docs yesterday so we could close on time but the loan people are dragging their feet and I still have not signed anything. Hmm. Going on NOON now people! Perhaps we can close NEXT Thursday!!

Looks like closing won't happen until Friday or... GULP... Monday.

There are so many things I have said (mostly to myself in the privacy of my car) and would like to say but they just aren't acceptable reading material for all of you... or even the harshest of sailors.

My mom always told me that the words that come out of my mouth are a mirror to my soul.

Based on the last day and a half...

Oh goodness I @*$&# hope not.


Oh but things keep getting better. The termite report came back yesterday...

Guess who has termites? Of course ME!!!

Guess who has mold damage? Of course ME!!

Guess who needs a root canal? ME!! (OK, that was unrelated but I thought I'd throw it in for good measure)



I have one place to go from here. A place where all passive aggressive people get to vent... behind the wheel.

So if you're in the East County, stay off the road today. Keep you, your passengers, and your animals safe. Stay home, lock your doors, and read your Bible. Read for me East County and pray for the safety of all those who didn't read this warning**.

Grrrr!










** Disclaimer: For all the freaks and geeks who took the above statement seriously because you are unaware of my bitterly sarcastic personality: #1 - I'm not serious about mowing other drivers down as much as I believe that a significant number of drivers are idiots. #2 - You are an idiot.

10 comments:

Nicole McDonough said...

I'll make sure to leave you alone for the rest of the week. Oh crap, you have passed me on the way to work, be nice!

Lizzie said...

Our house had (has?!??) termites too. It's still standing though and doesn't seem to be a problem :-). If you have problems after you move in, just torch the place-the ins. co. will never suspect termites.

P.S. I have mold in my shower, does that count?

Anonymous said...

Isn't it wonderful buying a home!! Not only that, the joys of owning one is just starting! You get up every morning and pray for the stregenth to get through the day with no problems. You will make it but Chris will have to be strong and let you vent. Grams

Bekah said...

Make sure the boys are buckled in!!

Bekah said...

Sweet! Let's share termite stories! ; )

Bekah said...

Having the best grams in the world DOES help things. ; )

sewcreative said...

Wow, the window of your soul isn't looking so good right now daughter dear. Good thing I don't have to go anywhere.! Termites, shermites!! They keep the house standing. Haven't you ever seen those incredible mounds of debris they live in? Incredible!!! It will give your house a character all its own and will strengthen its foundation. Just think of it as a free addition built on for your future children to play in. A scientific project so to speak. The possibilities are endless. And mold, my goodness!!! Isn't that where penicillin comes from. When feeling sickly, just lick the wall. I've always taught you to look at the bright side dear. Chin up!! Love always, mom

Bekah said...

Mom, you crack me up!

I'm off to lick a wall.

Anonymous said...

Hey Becks,
Just face the facts you now own a what I liked to call my old house a "money pit", you have to watch that movie then you won't feel badly about your new house.:)
Love to all Lisa

Bekah said...

I own the 'Money Pit' movie! I got it for Christmas and have yet to watch it. Perhaps now would be a good time. ; )

Love ya Lisa!