For the last few months, I’ve been attempting to eat somewhat healthy. I figure, as I’m inching toward 30, I’d better start preparing this aging body by caring – at least a little – for it. That, and eventually, I’d like to have children and I’d rather they not pop out with an addiction to the convenience of 7-11 processed foods and beverages.
* Though I do wonder, if I polished off a Razzmatazz Lime Slurpee while in labor, would I have a kid with a green umbilical cord? Because that’d be cool and it’s worth trying. *
Poor Taco Bell has suffered a considerable slump in sales since I backed off those cheddar potatoes.
Anyway…
Things have been going great, except for this silly culinary program I’m in. Recently, we made buttermilk cheddar cheese and chive biscuits accompanied by bacon gravy (as if the buttermilk or the cheddar part of the biscuit wasn’t bad enough, we opted for an ultra flaky texture only created by mass amounts of butter) and we finished the class with a citrus chiffon cake layered and topped with sugared whipping cream. Last night we made pizzas – loaded with toppings of course.
Just thinking about the fat content of those recipes makes my butt bigger.
Unfortunately I’m left with 2 options to keep this figure looking good:
1) Eat less of this fantastic food I’m learning to make
or
2) Work out more
* And by ‘more’ I mean more than the 14 steps I take from the house to my car that I currently consider ‘working out’.
As I sit here nibbling on the most amazing left over pizza and a warm buttered roll, I can’t help but add option C…
3.) Purchase industrial strength body slimmers from the Home Shopping Network.
No worries. I have them on speed dial.
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5 comments:
Body Slimmers? Maybe you had better order me some as well!! Weren't those rolls simply the best?!? I kept telling myself that I wasn't going to eat any on the long drive home, but the smell was beckoning me to chomp them down. Curses!!
See you next week. Ugh.....that will be herb garlic focaccia bread and French baguettes. Lord help me. Whose idea was this anyway?
Love always, mom
I can't stop laughing....
To think I workout 6 days a week, avoid sugar and junk and avoid cooking junk and you still look better in jeans than I do. I don't like you very much!
Uh huh. Sure Cole. We all know you're buffed out. Don't deny it.
Option D...get he body slimmers you want and still get to eat all you want.
Win win situation baby!
=)
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